The following words were devised by.. ~kiba-kz93
1. DUCK -i. a small quacking creature that starts off all cute and cuddly but eventually grows into a brown thing that chokes on pasta. ii.a mother-y sort of thing that doesnt chew its food. iii. a maddi
2. CUDDLY BLANKETS - i. a very very very important item of security. ii. cuddly blanket is to hug as cherry is to cake
3.INDIVIDUALITY - i. the special combination of all the characteristics that you have ever gained from anyone/thing that you have ever encountered. ii. party
4.SUNSHINE - i. makes people with seasonal affective disorder lead happier lives, stops them getting depressed. ii. makes a large variety of people happy. iii. doesnt give me a tan. iv. no comment
5.WHITE - i.a positive colour which is easily tainted by any other colour ii. my favoutite colour. iii. not actually a colour. iv rascist









outta curiosity, did ya read the story??
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[This is a witty and original signature.]
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An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy that sustains him through temporary bouts of joy.
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
i bought my shoes for the formal!
they are black with this sparkly silver bit and they have strings that go up around your leg. and they make me like ten cm taller!
i love heels ^.^
screw cliff.
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i don't have a signature...
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you can fool yourself, i promise it will help!
now every single day, i just wanna hear you say:
im so lucky lucky! im so lucky lucky!
WOOOO FORMAL IS TOMORROW!
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i don't have a signature...
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you can fool yourself, i promise it will help!
now every single day, i just wanna hear you say:
im so lucky lucky! im so lucky lucky!
omg you looked like a friggen model!
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i don't have a signature...
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